Ways to Get Kicked out of Thunderclan(a warrior cat spoof)

Duck Day

Brambleclaw: "Quack!"

Squirrelflight: "Quack! Quack!"

Leafpool: "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

Ashfur: "Quack, quack, quack quack!"

Firestar: "WHY ARE YOU ALL QUACKING LIKE DUCKS!!!??"

Brambleclaw: "Quack..."

Graystripe: (walks over to where Firestar is)

Firestar: (whispers) "Why are they all quacking?"

Graystripe: (pauses) "Quack. Quack, quack."

Firestar: "Arrrggg! I'm surrounded by idiots!!"

Sandstorm: (whispers) "Firestar, it's National Talk Like a Duck Day...quack!"

Firestar: "Whaaa- never mind I think I'll sleep for the rest of the day." (turns around starts to walk to his den, then kicks everyone that was part of "National Talk Like a Duck Day" out of Thunderclan, except for Sandstorm)