Ways to Get Kicked out of Thunderclan(a warrior cat spoof)

Featherkit and Rosekit are "born"

Sandstorm- "OMSC OMSC OMSC!!! I'M HAVING KITS!!! JAYFEATHER COME AND HELLLLPPPPP MMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!"

Jayfeather- "What? Since when were you pregnant?"

Sandstorm- "For over two months you moron!!!"

Jayfeather- "Ummmm I don't remember that..."

Sandstorm- "I'm in laaaabbboooorrrr!!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!"

Jayfeather- "Ummm ok uh I'll get you to the medicine cat den. FIRESTAR! SANDSTORM IS HAVING KITS!"

Firestar- *was sitting in his den eating grapes* "Wat? Since when was she preggo?" *rushes to medicine cat den with a mouthful of grapes*

Sandstorm- "AHHHHHHH!!" *growls*

Firestar- *whispers* "Was she ever preggo?"

Jayfeather- "No. I think she's just imagining it... Just pretend she's actually giving birth."

Firestar- 👌🏻 "You can do it Sandstorm! You've done it before you can do it again!"

Jayfeather- "oh look, there's one. A she-cat!" *licks an invisible kit*

Sandstorm- "There's another one!! ERRRRRGGGGG"

Firestar- "Come on Sandstorm!"

Jayfeather- "Oh look, another she-cat! Good job Sandstorm you successfully "delivered" two she-cats."

Firestar- "Hehe, soooo ummm what do you want to name them."

Sandstorm- *Points at an invisible kit* "This one is Featherkit." *Points at the other one* "That one is Rosekit." *Suddenly falls asleep*

Firestar- "What is wrong with my mate?"

Jayfeather- "Everything."