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Michael: no luke, no ashton, only us Cal :(

Luke: I'm here okay

Calum: ashton fletcher irwin I s2g

Calum: ashton start talking again pls

Michael: he's probably asleep, I saw him at the bar last night

Ashton: nope, I'm awake

Calum: what bar??

Calum: oh ashton hi

Ashton: oh calum hi

Michael: oh michael hi

Calum: when you're lonely af

Luke: HAHAHAH

Ashton: nice mikey

Calum: how do you feel about that you're the only single one in here

Ashton: hey being single is pretty great okay

Michael: I know ashton, want to tell us the guy you hooked up with last night at the bar???

Ashton: eh, thought you guys would remember him

Calum: WHO??

Luke: omg

Michael: no way that's harry

Ashton: definitely was

Luke: who's harry?

Calum: you don't want to know

Ashton: my fuck buddy ;)

Luke: oh well then

Ashton: I need company once in a while okay

Michael: still don't understand why a hottie like harry would be your fuck buddy

Ashton: I'm good in bed duh

Ashton: and I also have a pretty face so...

Calum: I just choked

Luke: pretty face, yeah, good in bed, no way.

Ashton: HAHAHAHHA WOAH OKAY

Ashton: I get told that I'm better when I'm drunk

Michael: same

Michael: aren't I Cal?

Calum: still chokin

Michael: on my dick

Ashton: hahaha feelin like I'm interrupting something

Michael: interrupting cal giving me blowjob

Calum: WTF IM NO WHERE NEAR YOU RN

Luke: that's impressive

Ashton: bye.

Michael: I'm joking ash come back

Calum: we love you

Luke: xxxx

Ashton: feelin the love

Michael: why is my phone changing my name to Microsoft

Michael: did you do this shit again calum

Michael: CALUM THOMAS HOOD

Calum: HAHAHAHHA

Michael: idk how to change it back :(((

Calum: just have to live with it I guess

Ashton: I actually gtg bye guys

Calum: byeee

Michael: see yaaaaa

Luke: bye ashy :(

Luke: :)*

$$$

- jessica x


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