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Ashton: I spilled coffee today :(

Luke: wow

Calum: I just applied to the cafe that rejected me before again

Ashton: have fun

Michael: good luck babe!!

Luke: awwwww

Calum: what's aw luke

Luke: Michael

Calum: what's a michael

Michael: Calum baby

Ashton: not again

Luke: what's happening

Ashton: Calum's ignoring michael again

Calum: why would I want to ignore something I don't know

Michael: BABE IM SORRY OKAY

Luke: omg what happened

Michael: I slept through our date

Michael: woke up with 43 missed call and 58 unread messages from cal

Luke: sounds like someone else I know

Ashton: NO

Ashton: IT WAS ONCE LUKE

Ashton: I made up for it tho

Calum: IT WAS 45 MISSED CALLS MIKEY

Calum: ITS LIKE OUR FIRST DATE IN MONTHS!!!

Calum: AND YOU SLEPT THROUGH IT

Calum: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU

Calum: WHO EVEN ARE YOU OMG

Michael: Michael Clifford AKA your boyfriend

Calum: I hate you

Ashton: I hate you too

Michael: what Ashton don't get involved

Ashton: I'm wearing the shirt you returned me and it has a hole in it

Ashton: IT HAS A HOLE IN IT MICHAEL

Michael: CAL SAID YOU WOULDNT HAVE NOTICED

Luke: it's right on the hip, are you calling us blind

Ashton: cal was probably too busy staring at your dick

Calum: I hate you too Ashton

Luke: HHAHAHAHAH

Calum: this is not okay

Ashton: you own me 20 bucks michael

Michael: I definitely do not

Calum: yes you do

Michael: you're the one who ripped it asshole

Ashton: WHAT CALUM

Ashton: YOU KNEW MY LOVE FOR THAT SHIRT

Luke: poor ashy

Ashton: YES POOR ME

Michael: I'll give you two free movie tickets

Calum: since micHael slept through our date and we were gonna use it

Calum: fuck head I hate you :(

Ashton: I hate you both, all I want is my shirt to be okay

Luke: Christmas present lol

Calum: it's only October

Michael: omg Halloween plans guys???!!!

Ashton: LETS GO TRICK OR TREATING

Luke: why are we dating...

Luke: are you 12

Ashton: respect your elders u dick

Michael: cal horror movie and chill?

Calum: sounds like fun ;)

Luke: LOOK AT THEM

Luke: AND LOOK AT US

Ashton: you know what

Ashton: not even horror and movie and chill

Luke: let's just chill

Ashton: I was just about to say ;)

Michael: get lost

Luke: make us you asshole

Calum: children calm down

Michael: yes daddy

Ashton: look AT MICHAEL LUCAS

Luke: sorry I'm not into your weird as kinks

Ashton: I'm cancelling on you

Luke: Ashton

Michael: Ashton

Calum: ashton

Ashton: Ashton

Luke: fuck off

Michael: ooooooooooooo

Calum: Michael shut up

Michael: no!!

Ashton: yeah Michael shut up

Michael: I only listen to Calum fuckwit

Ashton: fuckwit hahah that's new

Luke: it is

Calum: omg I hate that word

Michael: chill my darling it's not even a real word

Calum: you're an idiot

Calum: cannot believe you

Ashton: you guys know what

Luke: what

Ashton: I'm going to sleep

Luke: what about our plan dickhead

Ashton: what plans

Luke: we were going to adopt a puppy!!!!

Ashton: oh my gosh yes

Ashton: I'm going to yours right now okay

Ashton: can you just move back with me lukey

Luke: oh my gosh

Luke: omg yes yes Ashton!!!!

Ashton: well but first I'm picking you up and we're getting a puppy okay


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next chapter is the last one, I miss this already

- jessica x


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