Chapter 4
Just an everyday convo between Justin, Ella and Ally from Justin's point of view on Gmail. Justin was editing Ea's chapter (chapter 3) and was putting in his comments and Ella got mad. This was while I (Ally) was posting the first chapter. And I came back and they were spamming each other like crazy. It was crazy. I fixed the formatting and added punctuation and all that in some places and there are a few side notes. "Me" is Justin by the way. (Last sentence added by Ella! Who is mee! The rest was Ally. Haha.)
Ally: WHAT IS HAPPENING. CHILDREN. CALM DOWN.
me: BACK ME UP ALLY
Ally: Justin!
me: yes
Ally: Shush.
me: SHE IS MESSING WITH MY BRACKETS
Ally: Justin. Shush.
me: I WILL DESTROY HER
Ally: Ella. Stop messing with his brackets.
me: FIRST A snack
Ally: Justin. Be nice. No [snacks].
me: please
Ally: You don't get snacks. You were rude.
me: snack then destroy
Ally: No snacks, no destroying.
me: ill be nice. can i kill her? just a little
Ella: NO
me: i mean not too much. little death worn't harm anyone
(supposed to be 'won't' not 'worn't' but Justin is just a bad speller)
Ally: No. Both of you. Shush.
me: awww...
Ella: guys just help edit.
me: fine
Ella: shut up.
me: k
Ally: Ella, be nice about his brackets.
me: i am done. LEAVE MY BRACKETS. thanks
Ally: Be nice. No threats about destroying and death.
me: she messed with my BRACKETS AGIAN
Ella: It's MY chapter, I can get rid of his brackets if I want to.
me: DESTROY HER
Ella: PULVERIZE HIM.
me: or maybe her soul
Ella: He doesn't have a soul, so I'll target his face.
me: ya souless ella be nice
Ally: Both of you. Shush up.
me: NO
Ella: Justin, go die in a hole before I get Ally to bitch slap you so hard that you go to Asia.
me: nooooo
Ally: Ella!
me: not asia. i hate the food. well
Ella: Would you prefer somewhere else?
me: not really
Ally: I'd at least send him to Africa.
me: umm
Ella: Instead of Asia?
me: sweden or russia
Ella: Okay.
Ally: Or Italy.
me: please
Ella: ASIA IT IS.
Ally: He's Italian. Right?
Ella: ASIA.
Ally: JUST. BOTH OF YOU. SHUSH UP.
me: NOOOOOO
Ally: SHUSH
Ella: SHUT THE F*** UP EVERYBODY STOP BEING ANNOYING AND SPAMMING OMFG IM DONE.
(*side note - i don't usually swear, it's just that justin was seriously pissing me off and i had a headache a. Also, it was censored by asterisks.)
me: I CANT LIVE WITH HER HAVING A SOUL
Ally: BOTH OF YOU ARE SOULLESS. THEY WERE COLLECTED IN CANS THE SECOND YOU JOINED AC. THEY'RE IN THE DUNGEON AT [our elementary school]. WITH GNOME THE DWARF. AND THE DRAGON.
me: oh yeaaaaaaaaaaa
Ally: SO BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP
me: its all comming back to me. no its really not
Ella left group chat.
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Yes, by the way. Ella did come back about a minute after this.
The sad part is, this is actually quite normal. Canned souls is a daily topic.
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