Air Conditioning

6. Ella Hates Herself

Chapter Whatever - Ella

Just a quick note, we decided to change names. It's not so hard to figure out who's who, and if we know you and you want to know who's who, we'll just tell you. So, yeah. We've changed names. For "security" reasons, as Ally puts it. We call Ally "Ally" a lot anyways, so it works out. You may notice a pattern about the names? Haha. Anyways.

Also, Betty is Max.

So, now to get some other stuff cleared up. I have a lot of rants to go through and stuff, too, but like last chapter I'll start with Ally and Max.

I covered Ally, mostly. I guess that we like to do stuff together and she's fun, but I hate her? We have cool matching bows and she understands my pets, which is amazing. Plus my mom likes her, which is good. Ally, on Thursday can your mom pick me up from track? Thanks. Haha. I feel like I'm formally inviting someone to prom. No, I'm not into girls, don't worry.

(I'll ask my mom. Elizabeth also asked that too. - Ally)

I seem happier, right?

As for Max, I haven't even covered three quarters. I give him tests every Friday which he, for some reason, is obsessed with. I guess they're fun, sure, but I don't understand. Last time I got Norman, Justin, and Max in a whole catfight because of test results, because I'd let Norman and Justin take a test with Max for once. Anyways, after that Betty and I have decided they shouldn't EVER do tests. (Sorry Justin, sorry Norman, though I doubt Norman's reading this.) Anyways. We're wing people, as I mentioned before. We have conferences and chat on gmail about issues. Issues, meaning the relationships going on in our class. We're kind of like police officers except nicer and cooler and we're not police officers, aha. We help, basically. When Elizabeth and Justin have an issue, Betty tells me what he knows from Justin's side and I tell him what I know from Elizabeth's side, we piece it together, and things get fixed. Or we just give them advice, or are there to be supportive. Betty likes to play grounders too, which is good. Anyways, this whole paragraph that I have for Betty doesn't mean I like him more than Ally. I just was able to cover all of the stuff I do with Ally with less space, but actually....come to think of it.

ADAD. A Dime a Day. Fuzzy peaches on the floor. Royal underwear and friends. Russian spy dressed as a queen. Queen dressed as a spy. Blizzy's guide. Barney, the cute but messy bulldog who writes when we're not watching. French fries are vegetables. Brenda.

(A Dime A Day had pennies. That fuzzy peach was in your mouth and it fell out. Rat phone. I think I still have that guide you made for me for Barney somewhere. The other day I found some of our old ADAD scripts. And something about the weather. And you shoving a pineapple sock up my nose. How's Brenda's life with the rice bowl in the trash bin? I just made this sound even weirder, didn't I? Hahaha love youu. Sometimes. - Ally)

Oh, my gosh. Don't even get me started on foot buddies, twinsies, etc.

Okay, so foot buddies is basically when we sit in the hallway during L.A. The hallway's narrow, and our backs lean against the walls. We need something to keep us upright if we extend our legs, and so the person on the opposite side is helping us keep in place. It benefits both people, and so my very first buddy was Betty. Sadly, we're going back to him now. I "broke up" with him after (those are actually the terms used for foot buddies), and I quickly moved onto Norman, my new foot buddy. But he didn't care that much and he worked and he didn't talk to me, so I broke up with him. Everybody made a big deal about that one, and now people actually think we broke up, but I think we pretty much cleared things up. Elizabeth and Jenna didn't have foot buddies, Ally's foot buddy was Duke I think, Justin and Jessica were steady foot buddies, and I think Betty was alone? I don't know. Correct me if I'm wrong in the comments or something.