We're at Earls and we're waiting for people.
No, not Max. He's on vacation somewhere and he keeps taking pictures of inside jokes.
Ella got her bottom braces.
Jenna has official moved (cue the tears).
I (Ally) met someone by chance from Max's old school the other day. Kids ask each other what school they go to and what grade and all that so when I asked and got the answer, I was like WHAAAT. And I asked 'do you know Max?'
And she said, 'oh yeah.'
And I was like, 'he goes to me school!'
So yeah.
And yes, I am fully aware of the fact that I didn't use proper exclamation marks.
I'm handing this over to Ella now.
Hi fags. Ally should say something guicy.
Okay it's Ally now. I'm not a guicy person. If someone asks me a question, I'll answer it, but I'm not good at coming up with guicy things off of the top of my head. But before you ask, I don't have a crush on anyone (it has been asked a billion times.)
I'm getting a Fettucini Alfredo for dinner. (coughcoughinsidejokewithmaxcoughcough)
It's not really that much of an inside joke though. We had a social project and it had to be from Italian explorer and I told Max to use the name Alfredo Fettucini. Because Fettucini sounds more like a last name than a first and Alfredo IS a first name, you know?
Yeah.
Ella, say something.
hi
Ella seems to be in a bad mood.
I'm kidding. Luvv youu.
I (still Ally) wrote most of this chapter because Ella is being lazy.
BUT HER BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW AND SHE'S TURNING FOURTEEN.
I still have like a month and a half until I'm fourteen but I'm like two or three inches taller than her so that makes up for it.
Elizabeth's birthday was last week.
Oh, Norman's birthday is tomorrow too. Ella and him are birthday buddies.
Max, Jessica, Jenna (cries) and I are all August birthdays.
Then no birthdays until February with Duke.
So yeah. Wish people happy birthdays, to the four people that read this story.
(aka Liss, Tiger, Eliot and other people)
Okay bye.
Ella's getting steak.
P.S. I am actually having dinner with her family, I'm not being weird.
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