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10. Ella Goes to a Homeless Shelter and Stuff (Part 1)

Yes. Part one. I hope this keeps you guys satisfied. If people actually read this and like it. Haha. That’s really funny. Annnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyywwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyys. Yeah Max’s chapter sucked. So. Yeah. I'll have a parody of him up in a few days, maybe even a few hours if I'm that bored.

Okay guys, so I started watching Fruits Basket and I know it’s not as good as the actual books but OH. MY. GOSH. I honestly. I just. Ugh. But seriously, I don’t like Yuki...(yes, this is anime we’re talking about. I used to be such a huge anime nerd, but then I wasn’t, and then Jenna came along and now she kinda got me back into it). I don’t like Yuki at all. I’m sorry. I like Kyo better. Waaay better. WAY WAY WAY WAAY better. Plus, he’s a cat. An outsider cat. Except what’s up with his belly shirt? I like his bracelet though, I just wonder where it’s from! Maybe he’ll explain it later, I don’t know, I’m not that far into the series. I like Shigure too. He’s funny. I mostly like Kyo though, he’s my favourite character, as I mentioned like two sentences ago. No, he is not an anime crush. I just think he’s funny. Except he rages a lot.

Anyways, you guys have no idea what I’m talking about, do you? Look it up. And don’t judge, especially if you turn out to like “Prince Yuki” better. I swear, he’s a pansy. He’s all “Ahh, Akito used to hurt me, I can never face my family again. Oh, I never laughed. Oohhh Miss Hondaaaaaa”.

Seriously Yuki? Man up.

Anyways I’ve got some opinions to do.

Duke - Just........just don’t.

Jenna - YOU GOT ME HOOKED IN ANIME AGAIN AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT BUT IT’S ADDICTIVE I’M SERIOUS. ANYWAYS YOU’RE SO INCREDIBLY SMART AND THIS IS GOING TO BE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I CAN, AND YOU’RE JUST YOU’RE AMAZING. YOU’RE SOOO SMART AND YOU HELP ME WHEN I ASK YOU FOR HELP. AND YOU’RE PRETTY TOO! EXCEPT YOUR HAIR IS WEIRD BECAUSE IT WON’T CURL. BUT YOU KNOW WHEN YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD TO GET YOUR THYROID CHECKED? I HOPE IT’S OKAY! SERIOUSLY. ANYWAYS YOU’RE SO COOL HOW DO YOU HANDLE ALL THOSE BROTHERS? YOU’RE GOT A GREAT FASHION SENSE THAT TOTALLY SUITS YOU, AND YOUR ARTWORK IS INCREDIBLE! YOU’RE SUCH AN AMAZING ARTIST, I REALLY DO HOPE YOU BECOME A CARTOONIST WHEN YOU GROW UP. FOR, YOU KNOW, ANIMES. NOT SOME WEIRD PERSON ON THE STREETS OFFERING TO DRAW A PORTRAIT FOR LIKE, $4.00. THAT WOULD BE KIND OF BAD...NOT JUDGING THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOWS SOMEONE WHO DOES THAT, THOUGH, I’M JUST SAYING. BECAUSE YOU HAVE BIGGER DREAMS THAN THAT, JENNA. ANYWAYS I HAD LOTS OF FUN WITH YOU WHEN WE WENT TO SEE MAX’S PLAY! IT WAS SO FUN, I MEAN IT. WHY ARE YOU GOING TO PK? GO TO BELLE WITH ME! I MEAN IT! YOU’RE SO FUN TO BE AROUND AND YOU’RE NICE TO TALK TO. YOU’RE SO DRAMA-FREE, SORRY I VENT WHEN I’M AROUND YOU A LOT. BUT I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES IT, OKAY?! BESIDES. I SERIOUSLY HOPE THAT YOU GET TO VOLUNTEER AT THE CHILDREN’S FESTIVAL NEXT YEAR, SO SAD YOU COULDN’T MAKE IT THIS YEAR...HAHA I JUST THOUGHT MARIFE CALLED ME SO I SAID, “YEAH?!” AND SHE WAS LIKE “WHAT I DIDN’T CALL YOU” SO I THINK I’M HALLUCINATING. BETTER GO NOW. WELL NOT GO. BUT MOVE ON. BYEEEEEE <3 OH AND OMG I LOVE TEXTING YOU YOU’RE HILARIOUS AND OUR BUCKETLIST WE NEED TO DO THAT AHAHAHAAAA OKAY I’VE SAID ENOUGH NOW BYE. WELL NOT BYE BUT YOU GET WHAT I MEAN OMG OKAY BYE--I MEAN SEE YA. I MEAN TALK TO YOU LATER. WELL, NO. I GUESS I’LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL. WELL YENNO WHAT NEVERMIND IT’S HARD TO SIGN OFF OF THESE OKAY?

Well I haven’t written anything in a while, so I should start with Monday. Mondays are fun. NOT. But you have to start the week somehow, right? If the week started with Tuesdays, everyone would hate Tuesdays. You know, I feel bad for Mondays. Everyone’s like, “Mondays should go die in a hole”, but it’s not their fault they’ve been assigned a crappy job. I mean, have you seen that Oliviera Pasta commercial, or whatever the brand name’s called? With the pasta and Monday, and how Friday or Saturday or something was trying to take away the pasta? You know what nevermind, it’s confusing unless you’ve seen the commercial because then you would know what I’m talking about.