at the very first official lizard support group meeting harreh, lima, lous, and neil showed up with buttery croissants and ciniminonm (idk how to spell that word) rolls and boxes of apple juice.
victoria came in with 7 cute lil puppies and column got very excited. "omg wow is gonna be such great day. wowowow. life is great wow. oml wowowo." he said. luek was playing the zaboomafoo theme song on the ukelele. astohn joined in with the bongos.
"yooo leuk is shredding on that banjo," benjamin called out. he and his galaxy printed leggings makin his legs look like oklahoma.
"it's a ukelele benjamin. okay guys let us sort out our problems now!" i said.
mikel started this time. he was desperate for friendship. both brydgit and dehyde volunteered to be his friend. "dehyde? more like dehydrated cos she thirsty af am i right ladies??" maggie said. you could literally hear the dust rolling in the wind. column was still rolling on the floor with the puppies.
helga yelled out "COLUMN IT'S YOUR TURN, STOP TOUCHING THE PUPPIES AND PAY ATTENTION OR I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU GET KICKED OUT OF THE LIZARD SUPPORT GROUP."
column got up. "okay then. my name is not column. i do not like when people call me column. if you know how i feel why would you say that??" he was so angry that he picked helga up and threw her out the window. we all watched with fascination in our eyes as she fell through the air, 2 stories down.
i turned to column. "if your name's not column, then what is it?"
"it is c-dizzle cash money." he answered.
",,, anyways. so uhm ok." i said. eunice the landlord entered the attic.
"why the frick frack paddy whack is there a dead girl on my porch? do you know how much trouble you can get into for that?? the police are on their way." he said.
"lmao gotta zayn." victoria said. and with that she ran out, leaving us all behind.
"oh no. this is not the craic." neil hornan said.
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when the police came and tried to arrest us, lima started beatboxing and leuk busted out in a sick rap with harreh and dehyde break dancing in the background.
"oml dehyde you're so embarrassing," everyone said.
"A-A- AUSSIE RAP WILL NEVER DIE AUSSIE RAP YEAH YEAH CAUSE I GREW UP IN THE WEST OF SYDNEY YOU KNOW I DO IT HARD YOU KNOW I DO IT UP THE BUTT YEAH WITH THE CARD YOU KNOW I'M DOING EVERYTHING FROM THE STREETS YOU KNOW NOTHING TO BEAT MY BEAT TO BEAT UH" the little white boy said. "BUY MY MIXTAPE."
"lol no. ur mixtape sucks." the police said. they arrested all four of them.
"oh no no no. this is not the craic." neil hornan said. "not even the bad guys in the dark night could take it all away! it's okay harry, narry will live on!!" he cried.
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dun dun dun. will the lizard support group be able to sneak out lima, luek, harreh, and dehyde?? find out in the next chapter.
listen to luek's mixtape btw
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