at the next lizard support group meeting leuk arrived late wearing some nice neon green shutter shades and some gold chains. we all stared at him with disgust. "what are thoooseee??" dehyde yelled at him.
"shut up dehyde, you crumpled leaf." luek said. literally luke you're being so rude right now. "why u l8 m8??" i asked.
he took his shutter shades off. "oh it's because I am no longer attending your support group. i got signed to a record company so i'm going on a promo tour for my mixtape." leuk scoffed.
"look m8," mikel started. "ur the lead singer of our band. also you suck at rapping tbh."
luek put his shades back on. "cants see da haterz." he said. he threw his mixtape at us and told us to listen to it so we did.
"Yes! So moist right now. Most incredibly moist. Oh! So moist. Oh! So moist. Yes! So moist right now. Tonight I'll be your moist butter."
"luek, this song is absolutely horrific." ashton said.
"shut up ashton, you ashy almond." luek said, rudely.
"uhm.." we all said. luek got very angry.
"MMM YALL LOOK LIKE LIKE AN EGG AND A BURNT BANANA SMELLIN LIKE LUCNH MEAT FCUKING END BREAD CANOLA OIL CRUMPLED LEAF STALE CRAKCERS IGGY TRICK TRACK RAISIN LIZARD SKIN" luek said.
"sorry m8 don't mean to h8 but r8 -8/8 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯." i said. and with that luek stormed out of the room.
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i should be doing homework. i'm out. bye.
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