we followed luek to the salty spitoon. surprisingly they let him in. the bouncer stopped our group from entering. how incredibly r00d of him.
"wassup, welcum to da salty spitoon. yall arent tough," he told us. because he was so r00d and underestimated our strength, we beat him up and threw him in the trash. we entered the salty spitoon and what we saw was absolutely, positively shocking.
leuk and iggy were doin a duet!! lmaooooOOooOooooooooooooooOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOooo yikes.
"what is this nonsense??" mikel asked. we all nodded in agreement.
out of nowhere that one guy from blue's clues (wut?¿) came up to us from behind the bar thing. (idk what clubs look like im like 10) "that's really rude and and inconsiderate of you to say, ya know what I mean?? their mixtape is gonna be fire. ya know what I mean?? FI🔥REEE 🔥💁💅👏👏🙌🔥 YASSS GURL. LITERALLY FIRE. #GOALS"
"WE cNA SAY WHAT WE WAN TO SSaYy!11!" maggie yelled.
"YEAH. 1ST AMENDMENT. CONSTITUTION. BILL OF RIGHTS. AMERICA." oklahoma legs said.
"lmao okay" calum said.
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hi!! do people actually read my story?? sorry this was rlly bad lol i'm busy with school.
oh and calum with the dogs in the hey everybody music video was so adorable!! okay bye.
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