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four

"the highly anticipated sequel to chapter three"

loius, neil, victoria, arnold, and brydgit decided it was time to go home so they left the support group- and also left their friends in jail. it was up to us to fight the forces of eeevvvviiilll. mikel drove the 'crunchy caravan' to rock bottom. on the way there he ran over a good, innocent samaritan. oops. "i don't like it here," benjamin said. (is that even his name?? lol i forgot) "it's dark, scary, and even the soil is different." you could taste the pollution in the air. we parked the crunchy caravan and walked into the prison.

at the front desk was cory from cory in the house. "look, wE NEED TO BAIL OUR PALS OUT." ashton screamed. sometimes i want to stab him in the eye with a spoon. "okay whatever." cory said. he led us over to harreh, luek, laim, and dehyde's cell.

"are you gonna let them go??" i asked the po po. "we can't do that unless you have money sorry." cory said. we didn't bring the money. we forgot the mula. many policeces began to corner us. oh no! what are we gonna do now?

all of a sudden asthon pulled a wand outta his fanny pack. "avada kadavra!" he cried. we all gasped. "ur a wizard ashton!!" we said, with very much enthusiasm. the policeces died and we got to rescue our pals !!

we dropped harreh and laim home. "adios bitchachos!!" maggie yelled out the caravan window.

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to celebrate this successful triumph, we all went to nando's for dinner because we craved the peri peri. during our meal leuek spoke up. "guys can i tell you a secret? sometimes i have dreams where i am a famous rapper. i feel it and it hurts in my head and my heart and my chest. sometimes i even have trouble catching my breath. (hO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ) it is my destiny to become a rapper and i just know it."

"lmao no." asthon, mikel, calmu, maggie, benjamin, dehyde, me, and martha stewart said.

luek was furious. he was fuming and raging. "remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?"

in that moment we all knew luek would never be the same.

the end.

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yikes. watch out for luek in the next part bc he about to bust out in another sick rap. xoxo, alyza

p.s is it weird that i memorized the "remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?" quote??