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eight

tbh I don't remember the part i left off on but i think it was maggie's birthday party and she ran away with our money and keys and im in an airport bc i missed my flight lolol

the lizard support group didn't bother to go search for maggie because we don't care. sorry. ily. jk jk.

"y'all lets go to the zoo" asthon said. "they've got rhinos" we went to our local zoo and fed the vultures the flesh of my enemies. clummy and mikel left to go see the giraffes. i ship malum so hard. i am malum af. asthon, dehyde, the other one and I decided to go look around the zoo.

dehyde pointed to a section with penguins inside, " look it's luek lmao"

out of nowhere a pterodactyl flies in from the open blue sky, swoops down and snatches dehyde's hair off her head. a couple keys fell from the pterodactyl's wings. gasp. wowzer. it was absolutely positively maggie.

"ah dang nabbit flabbit friggin fragment sweet niblets" mikel swore. (i refuse to say bad words bc they're real bad)