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seven

at the salty spitoon we fought luek and iggy. no one was injured. very much fortunately.

*7 hours l8r*

"hEPPY BRITHDAY 2 U HEPPY BRITHDAY 2 U hePY BRITDAY HEPPY BITRAHDAY HEPY BIRTHDAY2 UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!??!??1"

it was maggitron's 11th birthday party and we were kicking it off with a BANG! (dats onomatopoeia.) "i would wish u da best but i am da best" i said. because i am da bestest. maggie the crumpled leaf blew out the candles of her cake. she ate the cake. little did she know that we poisoned it with very dangerous poisonous things.

asthon, mikel, and my homie clamu performed an original song called "hey everybody!" (featured on sounds good feels good. buy it on itunes:-)))

"tAKE MY MONEY TAKE MY KEYS DRIVE THIS CAR TO MCDONALDS PLS" they sang. oh frick this is money not hey everybody. dang poo. nvm.

so she did just that. she took all our money and left. "my life without you is like ow" dehyde said.

"yeah maggie will be missed" said the other kid harold or franklin or brixton said. someone pls tell me his name i forgot.

"not maggie, me MONEY" dehyde cried 4 days bro.

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thi$ is 4 u maggie. lol. i will never 4get the time i said u had hemmoroid$. and al$o the time we 8 dry un$alted peanuts. and the time we runned in the 1938 olympic$. heppy l8 bday dude. can't believe ur 11 now. wowzer.