Virginity and Twilight

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CaptinGally: AHHHHHHH ITS AN GIRL SHES AWAKE AHHH

IAmAnGirl: you scared of me?

IAmNoot: to be fair, none of seen a girl before in our lives

ThomasTheGreat: weve probs seen girls before just don't remember them

CaptinGally: they still creep me out

Winty200: how has no one tried to bang you yet

ThomasTheGreat: HEY! SHES MINE!

IAmAnGirl: I'm no ones.

ThomasTheGreat: :(

TheSassKing: OH MY GOD

IAmNoot: what is it Min?

TheSassKing: AM I AN VIRGIN!? HAVE I EVER BEEN BANGED!?

IAmNoot: Minho, we've been trapped in an maze for two years, and your one of the runners, the people we rely on to get us out, and all of you can think of is if your a virgin?

ThomasTheGreat: she's still mine

Winty200: low Minho

TheSassKing: hey I'm not the one who said I wanted to bang Teresa

CaptinGally: you just got burn

ThomasTheGreat: you need some ice with that?

IAmNoot: *face palm*

Winty200: I never said I wanted to bang Teresa, I said that I'm surprised that no one has tried yet.

IAmAnGirl: you guys are weird....

IAmChuckNorris: what's an virgin?

IAmAnGirl: NOT IT

CaptinGally: NOT IT

ThomasTheGreat: NOT IT

TheSassKing: NOT IT

Winty200: NOT IT

IAmNoot: ehhhhh...... I hate you guys

IAmChuckNorris: what is it Newt?

IAmNoot: it's where you get an life time supply of candy

IAmChuckNorris: I WANT TO BE AN VIRGIN

TheSassKing: *snickers* yeah, you shove an snickers into a Reese's peanut butter cup

IAmNoot: shut up Minho -_-

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IRunTheMaze: Janson, are you sure it's an good idea to send the twilight movies up to group A and no group B?

IAmAnRat: yes, it would be good to see how they react to them.

IRunTheMaze: okay... I'm trusting you

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IAmChuckNorris: AHHHH THAT WAS HORRIABLE

ThomasTheGreat: ME AND TERESA HAVE AN BETTER LOVE STORY THEN THAT

IAmAnGirl: we don't have an love story Tom, and yeah that was prety HORRIABLE

IAmNoot: I AM SCARED FOR LIFE!!! AHHHH!!! AND TERESA LOOKS LIKE BELLA!!

IAmAnGirl: WHAT?!

TheSassKing: RUN NEWT RUN!!!

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