Happy Newt Year

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IAmAGirl: HAPPY NEWT YEAR!

IAmNoot: I'm praying you mean New Year

KingOfSass: nah, I think she means Newt Year

IAmChuckNorris: so manny fucked up shit this year

IAmNoot: CHUCKIE! LANGUAGE!

IAmChuckNorris: yes Mama Newt. *So manny shucked up klunk this year.

IAmNoot: we have glader language for a reason.

ThomasTheGreat: like you don't cuss Newt

IAmNoot: I DO NOT

IAmAGirl: just today, Wintson accidentally stepped on your bad foot and you yelled "OH SHIT!" so loud that the grieves can hear you 

IAmNoot: well when someone steps on your bad foot language isn't the first thing that comes to mind.

ThomasTheGreat: then there was that other time when we-

IAmNoot: TOMMY!

KingOfSass: I don't want to know.

IAmAGirl: I do. NEWTMAS!

IAmChuckNorris: NEWT AND THOMAS SITTING IN A TREE-

IAmNoot: I swear to god Chuck if you finnish that sentence

ThomasTheGreat: NO CHUCK NOT YOU TOO

IAmChuckNorris: YESSS! NEWTMAS NEWTMAS NEWTMAS NEWTMAS NEWTMAS NEWTMAS!

IAmNoot: We are not finishing off the year with the words NEWTMAS

ThomasTheGreat: Agreed.

IAmAGirl: my newt years resolution is to get Thomas and Newt together.

KingOfSass: same.

IAmChuckNorris: same.

IAmNoot: mine is to make you shut up about Newtmas and get out of this bloody maze.

ThomasTheGreat: you read my mind

KingOfSass: SEE THEY CAN TALK TELEPATHICALLY!

IAmAGirl: no, that's me. But still ship it

IAmNoot: -_-

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