Murder VS Shovel

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KingOfSass: Newts cranky

IAmNoot: Bug off.

ThomasTheGreat: Whats wrong with Newt?

CaptainGally: He's on his man period.

IAmNoot: And your not?

KingOfSass: HAH

IAmNoot: I'm coming to hit all three of you with a fucking shovel

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ThomasTheGreat: Okay you know what I don't get?

KingOfSass: Why you're an ugly shank?

ThomasTheGreat: Fuck off Minho. And if I'm named after Thomas Edison, why couldn't I be named something cool like Eddie? Screw Thomas!

IAmNoot: I'll screw Thomas...

ThomasTheGreat: What?

IAmNoot: What?

KingOfSass: At least you are named after someone, who the shuck is Minho?

ThomasTheGreat: You're Minho, dumbass

KingOfSass: Oh right.

IAmNoot: I'm named after a bloody lizard so both of you stfu.

ThomasTheGreat: HAH

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ThomasTheGreat: How do you guys solve your problems ?

KingOfSass: Murder.

IAmNoot: Ignore him. We don't Murder people, Minho. And hitting them with a shovel

KingOfSass: M U R D E R

IAmNoot: S H O V E L

ThomasTheGreat: Murder people with a shovel?

KingOfSass: YES!

IAmNoot: NO!

ThomasTheGreat: I'm confused

KingOfSass: MURDER PEOPLE WITH A SHOVEL

IAmNoot: MINHO.

KingOfSass: NEWT.

IAmNoot: I'm coming to hit you right now

KingOfSass: thAts child abuSe

ThomasTheGreat:  That's animal abuse.

KingOfSass has logged off

IAmNoot has logged off

ThomasTheGreat: You guys never gave me a proper answer....

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 01, 2018 ⏰

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