IAmChuckNorris: HAPPY VALENTINES DAYKingOfSass: Hey Newtie, you have anything special planned with Thomas? 😉
IAmNoot: MINHO, SHUT UP
KingOfSass: shut don't go up, sorry
ThomasTheGreat: Minho, go get stung by an griever.
KingOfSass: 😞
ThomasTheGreat: I for one have plans with Teresa
IAmAGirl: no you don't Tom.
IAmAGirl: who's your valentine Minho?
KingOfSass: Chocolate. I only woke up this morning for the chocolate.
IAmNoot: CHOCOLATE?!
IAmNoot: DID YOU SAY
IAmNoot: CHHHOOCCOOLLAATTEE?!
GrumpyCat: NEWT NO
IAmNoot: CCCCHHHOOOOCCCCOOOOLLLLAAAAATTTTTEEEEEEE
ThomasTheGreat: ohmygawed
KingOfSass: Noot nnoo.
After Newt got high on chocolate and coffee (Gally's fault) Thomas and Minho took away his phone and chained him to a tree.
KingOfSass: he's going to be pissed when we let him go.
ThomasTheGreat: do we have to?
KingOfSass: Fifty Shades Of Newtmas
ThomasTheGreat: slim it.
KingOfSass: nah
IAmAGirl: I'm watching Newt
IAmAGirl: he's still high
IAmAGirl: he's trying to bite through the chains
IAmAGirl: Alby is scolding him
IAmAGirl: this is so amusing 😂
KingOfSass: you got to get him wild for tonight, right Tommo?
ThomasTheGreat: MEANHOE
KingOfSass: that's just mean.
ThomasTheGreat: IM GOING TO KILL YOU
GrumpyCat: NO KILLING OR YOULL BE BANNISHED
ThomasTheGreat: IM GOING TO THREATEN YOU AND CHASE YOU AROUND THE GLADE
KingOfSass: shuck me.
IAmAGirl: I'm watching Thomas and Minho
IAmAGirl: Thomas is chasing Minho.
IAmAGirl: Thomas caught Minho
IAmAGirl: Newt's still high.
IAmAGirl: and Gally just ran out of the home stead only wearing boxers with ducks on them.
IAmAGirl: Wintson ran after him.
IAmAGirl: Alby is pulling Thomas off Minho
IAmAGirl: Newt broke free and is running around screaming "PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS!"
IAmAGirl: and I am narrating for some reason.
IAmAGirl: yep. Just an normal day in the glade.
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