A longe taim ugo inn a golixy fare fare awai, thare wuz Gawd. Wun dai hee wuz liek i nead un advyzur. He crated Dumps. Then Gawd wuz liek lets maek urth. Gawd maed urth and it wuz tu playn. Hee wuz liek wee haf tu maek lief. So thay maed a nu lief foarm naymd Loganberry. Loganberry wuz sooper uglay. Gawd wuz all liek UMGEE HIZ FAYSS IZ SO UNSATISFACTURY. HE IZ A MISSTAYK. So Gawd kild Loganberry. Then hee maed Cermit and Paesh.
