En thee begening, Gawd maid thee erth ande thee see ande thee land. He thot thate the erth needed aminals su hee maid Saiss ande Cermet ande Paesh ande Marble. Thene Gawd sed UMGEE THEE ERTH NEEDZ AI REESH ANDE SHREE su hee maid Ai mann naimed Reesh ande Ai woomun naimed Shree. Now, Gawd sed THER IZ AI TREE EN THEE MEDDLE UV THEE ERTH. DU NOT EET FRUM IT CUZ ETS MAINE ande Reesh and Shree ayt frum ite aind daid.
