Thu wun weev all ben wayting four.
Aftur Gawd fayld whene hee maed Reesh and Shree and Loganberry, he deesydid tu breng them bak laytur in lief.
Gawd wuz liek UMGEE WE NEED INTELGENT LIEF FOARMS.
So Gawd maed Joanah. Hee wuz liek UMGEE LUK AT MY BYOOTIFUL CRATION. HE IS UTRAKTIV AND INTELGENT.
Then Gawd wuz liek JOANAH NEEDZ WIEF.
So Gawd maed Pee. Shee wuz a gurl.
Then Gawd wuz liek POPULAYT THEE URTH.
So Joanah and Pee maid Shreck- humin hybrid larva.
When thu humin larva caym owt, Gawd and Dumps startid tu cri. Gawd wuz all liek UMGEE SHEE IZ SO BYOOTIFUL. YOAR HUMIN CRATION IZ FAR BETTAR THEN MAI STUF. WEE SHAL NAYM IT MACKLE.
Thu birth uv Mackle repreesinted thu begenning uv tyme, and a rayn uv ossumniss ovur all thu land.
Thiss... Wuz thu begenning uv lief. Thu begenning uv byooty and all gud thingz.
Thiss
Wuz Mackle.
Written by: Mackle
Published by: Mackle
