Wun dai Olas wuz wokking doun thu strete and hee saw un allee. Hee wuz liek UMGEE THISS LUKS INVAITING AND SAYF. So hee wokked intu thee allee. Hee saw many things liek a bodee layinge on thu flor. Hee wuz liek HAI MAN WHUTS UP? Thu man didint ansur. Hee wuz liek OKAI I GET IT YOAR WUN UV THOZE SYLINT TIPES. BUTT YO MITE WNT TU CLENE UP THATT RED WATER BY YOAR HEAD. AND MAYBEE CLOZE THE HOLE THATT THU RED WATUR IZ COMEENG FRU- UMGEE YOAR DED. Olas kept goeeng intu the allee and thene hee saw Saiss. Hee saw that shee had twu hedz wich meens Saiss iz on hur peeryid. Hee was liek UMGEE HAI SAISS. Saiss grould att him butt wnt bak tu eeting hur rottin tuna. Olas wuz liek UMGEE I WNT SUM. And hee tuk thu rottin tuna and tuk a byte. Saiss grould and sed THISS IZ SPARTU and shee ayt him. Olas daid. Hee iz ded. Butt heel com bak don't wuree.
Written by: Mackle
Published by: Mackle
