sarcastic fuck || xi

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my bitch was sitting on my bed . i looked at her and she started groping her titties. she moved her hands down to her ass and threw up all over the bed . i started to run away and she grabbed me and started to suck me off . i cried out but she kept on going and bit on the tip . it was bleeding . she got me pregnant and i gave birth to a retarded child with 3 fingers on its ass cheeks . we named it mr mcfloppydick because when he was born he wasn't erected and the dick was floppy so we called him that. when he was 3 years old his balls got chopped off with scissors in an accident at school . one day he was watching a video on YouTube and it was called salad fingers . he made me buy a blow up sex doll that looked like the character salad fingers . he then proceeded to fuck it with his tiny willy wonker. i screamed at him and threw his doll across the room and then proceeded to fuk him . his mother came in the room and told him to lick my dick . I got ball cancer and died. the end .