breaking into a run my ballsack flips and flops everywhere . i run to the forest where she cannot see me . i walk around and explore the forest . I see something . my body does not move except my hairy penis because i am jacking off but nobody can hear . i see her there . my crazy ex . she has her pants down and is taking a massive shit everywhere and she's rubbing her long fingernails on her asshole and occasionally she'll stick it in and make herself bleed . suddenly she starts sniffing her pussy . bitch . IT STANKKKSSSSS LIKE FISHHHH. I can smell it from all the way over here and i laugh . she stops moving and runs towards me with her huge flapping pussy lips and they're sagging and crusty with mold and sexual transmitted diseases . some stuff comes out of it and splatters on me . this is the end .. i say and fall to the ground .
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sarcastic fuck || xi
Humorthis book is meant to be full of stupid shit . im not funny, but my friends are . and fucked . :) but ok.
