i break out into a run and you know what ? i feel something tickling my shiny asshole and i bend over wiping it . it looks like i sharted ( shit while farting ) . i go over to the toilet and take massive diarrhea explosions , wiping it all over the wall . it explodes all over me and i start running for my life because it grows into a huge monster and chases me . the shit monster follows me all the way to my cousins house . i gasp as it bends over , blowing chunks of shit all over his house . we take cover and the police come to check it out . we're screwed . the monster bends me over and starts fucking me in the ass and I scream . my cousin whips her tiny titties out and shoots at the monster with them . I grab her tits and start shooting milk all over the monster and it collapses .
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sarcastic fuck || xi
Humorthis book is meant to be full of stupid shit . im not funny, but my friends are . and fucked . :) but ok.
