sarcastic fuck || xi

middly tiddy

there was a girl named middly titty. people made fun of her because of her name her whole life, and she was tired of it. One day when she was in high school, she grabbed a big dildo and shoved it inside someone's butt hole. She then rammed it inside someone else's asshole then their butt exploded with blood. Then a teacher came by in the halls and yanked her by the hair then started to eat it. she picked up the teacher, and threw her across the room. the teacher slammed into a brick wall and then her head exploded. she went inside the teachers desk to find a gun! what a surprise. Then she used it to kill everyone. that ought to teach them a lesson ;) then she ripped her face off and was revealed as a white boy. school shooter. Oh shit. The end