sarcastic fuck || xi

my eyeball is stuck

I carried a baseball bat with me everywhere . One day , a kid bashes my eyeball inside my head . I screamed for help , because my eyeball was stuck inside my head and there was a huge dent going inwards . It hurt and it starting pouring blood so eventually I passed out . Waking up I can't feel my penis . I look down , it's cut off ! I run around and there's a man pooping on the floor in a corner . I laugh and fart all over the man and he starts running . I see my broken penis lying on the ground and laugh and start throwing up chunks everywhere . My penis is funny looking and I keep blowing chunks everywhere , even on it. My ears start to pop and I am now deaf . Looking around I see a lady in white and she starts walking up towards me with a huge monstrous cock and whips it in my face . We battle and I rip off the pooping mans dick and he screams but I throw it on the lady in white and we both die :)