it was a rainy day . my uncle wanted to take the dog out for a shit so he could smoke . as he was walking the dog , i jumped in front of him and he started choking on it . i whip out my dick and shove it up his ass . we walk home and i suddenly realize im a girl but i have a penis and vagina. i repeatedly laugh at my small cockerwocker. what the fuck . i yell at how tiny it is and tell jesus to make it bigger . Jesus listened and said i will give you the biggest penis possible and all the girls will shove it down their throats and lick it and gag then die . you will luv the size ... i love how he said this . i whipped out my wonker and it grew 7822728373 inches . walking down the street i shower an old lady my hair ball sack and she kissed it then died because of its sexc beauty . luv the d . always .
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Humorthis book is meant to be full of stupid shit . im not funny, but my friends are . and fucked . :) but ok.
