Okay so I said to myself I would update once a night... but we all know that isn't gonna happen so you're gonna get like five tonight and none for a while :D
Option One: Lay down, close your eyes, open them again because you're not tired, take out your phone and scroll through stuff until you faint.
Option Two: Lay down, ask a friend to come over and beat you with a baseball bat. You'll sleep so well you won't wake up again! **Please don't do this! >.<**
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Meph's How to Guide to Life
HumorEver wondered just how to... well how to anything? This book is for you! I tell you how to do anything and everything! Most of the time there will be two options for you to choose from. Go ahead, learn how to live from the master of life. This is a...