How to: Sleep

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Okay so I said to myself I would update once a night... but we all know that isn't gonna happen so you're gonna get like five tonight and none for a while :D


Option One: Lay down, close your eyes, open them again because you're not tired, take out your phone and scroll through stuff until you faint.

Option Two: Lay down, ask a friend to come over and beat you with a baseball bat. You'll sleep so well you won't wake up again! **Please don't do this! >.<**


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