Option one: Grab your book, for your literary teacher will be proud! Now sit down! But wait, aren't you a little hot? Better go turn on a fan so you're not uncomfortable while reading. Sit back down. What? You're hungry? Guess you better get some food, we can't be reading on an empty stomach. Go to the fridge, open it, and stare into it as you realize you have no good food. Go to the cabinets, open them. Stare into them as you realize you have no good food. Lower expectations, and repeat until you give up. By this point you're so tired, you could barely open your eyes to read! Take a nap. Wake up. What? It's noon of the next day already? What a shame, you totally missed out on reading. Oh well, do it another day.
Option two: sUCK IT UP.
I'm revamping this book, hello.
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