Option One: Click on every link ever made on the Internet and then claim your are bored, then try to bake food but realize you can't, next you pick up a book and attempt reading until your realize you don't like the book, then you walk around in circles until people question your sanity and then send you to a mental hospital while you claim you're not mad and you're simply bored, once in the metal hospital you can spend all your time attempting to escape so you'll never be bored again!
Option Two: Fall asleep, time speeds up and when you wake up you'll be yelled at by parents telling you all the work you need to do! If you can't sleep, either refer back to my How to: Sleep or pretend to sleep and see how long you can keep up the act!
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Meph's How to Guide to Life
HumorEver wondered just how to... well how to anything? This book is for you! I tell you how to do anything and everything! Most of the time there will be two options for you to choose from. Go ahead, learn how to live from the master of life. This is a...
