Option One: Jump around screaming, then sit on the ground and cry for an hour
Option Two: GOOD JOB! You took the tough route. Jump around screaming, then cry for 59 minutes. Yeah, who's the baby now?
So sorry for my absence, it probably won't change until this term ends or until break for then holidays. Sorry guys!
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Meph's How to Guide to Life
HumorEver wondered just how to... well how to anything? This book is for you! I tell you how to do anything and everything! Most of the time there will be two options for you to choose from. Go ahead, learn how to live from the master of life. This is a...