Option One: Grab a few friends, change their name to Remus, James, Peter, and change your own name to Sirius, figure out how to become animagus and tell your new friends (now named James and Peter) then figure out how to make Remus into a werewolf (preferably get him bit by Fenrir Greyback) then, get yourself into jail but not go insane because you're innocent, then sneak around and follow your godson. Turn into a dog, bark really loud and scare him alot and then dissapear to leave him wondering why he saw that, then after he talks to Remus a bunch, send him a super expensive gift to leave him wondering who could have ever sent it, then reveal yourself by turning into a dog and attacking your godson's best friend, then drag him under a killer tree and sit him in the corner of an old shop thingy, and start yelling at him for his rat because the rat is Peter who killed James who is your godson's father, then let your godson come in and try to kill you but not really kill you because he'll need to save you and a hippogriff later in your life so you can live in hiding until you die and make Maggie cry.
Option Two: Don't c:
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Meph's How to Guide to Life
HumorEver wondered just how to... well how to anything? This book is for you! I tell you how to do anything and everything! Most of the time there will be two options for you to choose from. Go ahead, learn how to live from the master of life. This is a...
