Option One: Quite frankly, you simply need to visit a man named Frank Franco who will tell you to go to your local name changer and go through the legal process of changing your name to Frank, thus you are Frank.
Option Two: Realize you don't care about being Frank and move on with your lively life.
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Meph's How to Guide to Life
HumorEver wondered just how to... well how to anything? This book is for you! I tell you how to do anything and everything! Most of the time there will be two options for you to choose from. Go ahead, learn how to live from the master of life. This is a...