Option One: Grab some clothing and throw it on yourself, tumble into the bathroom and brush your hair very lazily, mind you. Then you attempt to walk downstairs, but due to fatigue you trip and fall down them instead. As your slowly eating your breakfast and crying internally about how much work you have, you must then realize you forgot to do some homework. You look at the clock and find you don't have enough time to complete it. Oh well, that grade can wait... It's not like you're actually going to need algebra later.. Right?
Option Two: Just don't. You can pull off one sick day.. Right?
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Meph's How to Guide to Life
HumorEver wondered just how to... well how to anything? This book is for you! I tell you how to do anything and everything! Most of the time there will be two options for you to choose from. Go ahead, learn how to live from the master of life. This is a...
