Option 1: Great! You've washed your socks! What's that? You can't find a matching pair? No worries, just give up! Your life doesn't matter anyways; nobody cares about your socks. Nobody cares, but you'll get self-concious anyway.
Option 2: You're outgoing, good job! Pledge to never wear matching socks again, because honestly, finding pairs and folding them together is just too much work.
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Meph's How to Guide to Life
HumorEver wondered just how to... well how to anything? This book is for you! I tell you how to do anything and everything! Most of the time there will be two options for you to choose from. Go ahead, learn how to live from the master of life. This is a...
