Dating Story

Prologue

Forget it. I can't do it! I just can't! My uncle had to be this cruel... he gave me the worst punishment I could ever have asked for...
It all started two weeks ago, before school began. My uncle had died recently and he left a will. Now let me tell you, he was rich. Not like millionaire, but billionaire. Oh, and he's was a really high official. In fact you could say he ran the town. Let me tell you, he was something else. He would always use to go on and on about how he could do just about anything. He loved to tease me. My cousins on the other hand, he would laugh and have a good time with. It's not like I disliked him though. Far from it. But even after his death he is teasing me about one thing in particular. One thing I shouldn't have told him. But how was I to know he would... let me explain.
Two weeks ago I had to go talk to his lawyers. Unknown to anybody, he had a will made. In that will, my two cousins get two quarters of his savings, and split his businesses between them. All with no strings attached at all-I'm pretty sure. But for me... I am entitled to get half of his money. However, as his last wish demands, I have to get married by the end of my school year. Also, if I fail to do so... he somehow got the police to agree to letting me be locked up for the next forty years. Now ain't that f'd up? That's not the worst part however. I. Don't. Understand. Girls!