These are Shaq jokes. They are especially bad
If Shaquille O Niel was an aquatic animal, he'd be Shaquille O Seal
If Shaquille O Niel was a pig, he'd be Shaquille O Squeal
If Shaquille O Niel was food, he'd be Shaquille O Meal
If Shaquille O Niel was a king, he'd have peasants Shaquille O Kneel
If Shaquille O Niel was overly emotional, he'd be Shaquille O Feel
If Shaquille O Niel was a criminal, he'd be Shaquille O Steal
If Shaquille O Niel had a garage sale, he'd be Shaquille O Deal
If Shaquille O Niel was a banana, he'd be Shaquille O Peel
If Shaquille O Niel was round, he'd be Shaquille O Wheel
If Shaquille O Niel was a color, he'd be Shaquille O Teal
If Shaquille O Niel was a doctor, he'd be Shaquille O Heal
If Shaquille O Niel wasn't imaginary, he'd be Shaquille O Real
If Shaquille O Niel was overly emotional, he'd be Shaquille O Feel
If Shaquille O Niel was a part of a car, he'd be Shaquille O Cogwheel
If Shaquille O Niel was a breakfast food, he'd be Shaquille Oatmeal
If Shaquille O Niel was invisible, he'd be Shaquille Conceal
If Shaquille O Niel was a vehicle, he'd be Shaquille Mobile
Shaquille O Niel's favorite food is Shaq & Cheese
That's all I have for Shaq puns
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HumorPuns so mejastical (magical + mejestic) they will tear away at your very soul. You will cringe so hard you might as well just have a tongue made of lemons. So for everything anyone has ever done to me, this is their PUNishment *flashes a cheesy smil...
