Here's a compilation of comebacks I've used, in a weird, childish way. This was suggested by @imAnEggyEgg
1. Cookie Thief
*eats the cookies*
Someone: I saw you eat those cookies!
Me: Liar, liar pants on fire!
*runs away*
2. Like I just don't care
Someone: You're so stupid!
Me: *blows a raspberry and runs away*
3. Like I just don't care (2)
Someone: Can I borrow a pen?
Me: *sticks out tongue and runs*
(IDK why)
4. Too young
Someone: Aren't you a bit too young to be reading that?
Me: Aren't you a bit too old to be talking like that? (Like that person needs to be talking ancient English or whatever)
5. Bags
Someone: Can you watch my bag?
Me: Aren't your bags big enough for you too see?
Okay guys. This chapter shows how bad I am at comebacks. See ya!
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