Ok, yeah I know this is weird. We all know how to text. But, do you really?
So, I'm not gonna lecture you about being rude or anything, I'm just going to give you a few butt saving tips.
1) So, you know that thing that gets the shortcuts, and turns them into the actual words or phrases? Turn that off. It's a monster- it's a cruel monster that'll twist your every word. Like, one time I was texting my friend, and it went like this:
Me: So, you won't tell the teacher?
Friend: Yeah, of course.
Me: I love you so much (I meant "Ily")
Friend: ... as friends right?
*I do a double take*
Me: OC!!!! 😂😂😂😂
See how terrible that was? See? Can't say I didn't warn you, if you ignore this.
2) Use emojis. If you're being sarcastic, use this: 🙄, use 😂 if you're kidding, and ✌🏼️ if you're actually serious. It's hard sometimes, since I can't hear the other person's tone.
3) Ok, so if you're gonna admit to something (idk, maybe a murder?), use the voice thingie. Don't text, 'cause the other person can screenshot that. And use a texting platform where you can delete the message, just give the person enough time to listen to it though (before deleting).
4) For the love of the world, use punctuation marks. Look, I get it, you're not exactly writing a novel here, but don't expect me to understand (Much less reply) to you if you have no punctuation marks. At least insert periods! I mean, how hard could it be?
5) Don't send the sentences/phrases/ words separately- it's annoying af tbh.
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