Okay people, we need to fix something! But first I need to tell you somethings first!
1. I like pirates, they are awesome!
2. I'm in the 13-18 age group. Oh, god here come the pedos.
3. I am going to be passing out candy this Halloween, because in the stupid state I live in it is ILLEGAL to trick or treat if your over the age of 12.
4. I'm not a sexy costume person.
Okay, now that you have that lets get started. I want to be a pirate for Halloween. A normal awesome pirate that will be near children. I want to look like, well a mostly historical pirate. You know, leather boots, red bandana, black pants, puffy white shirt, maybe a long skirt, a long black jacket, eye patch and one of those epic hats. Pirates wore whatever they could and they piled it on. So since Mom will not sew me a costume like she did when I could trick or treak, I have to get my own. Thinking "Oh, I'll look it up! there'll be some cool costumes that I can get!" I looked it up and most of the teen girls pirate costumes are too sexy for me, for god sakes! I'm handing out candy, the skirts are so short the kids will be looking up them when I give 'em their candy! And what if a teenager comes to my door! They'll try to hit on me, or be a perv! WTH America! I look at Party City's costumes, there's only two. Both are crappy, and pretty sexualized! WTH! So this year, I am going to piece together my costume or get a boy's costume. I don't care, just as long as it fits.
Comment down below, are the teens costumes too reveling? I understand why my mom has been making mine now.
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RandomJust random stuff, no I'm not copying maryRW! I'm just bored and it will be a bit simlar. Just a bit. EDIT: Just a book full of my thoughts, opinions, and ideas.
