Because I can?!?!

Da Rules

So, you know those rule 63 posts you see? Those "Rules of the Internet" are a thing. This is the full rule from the site:

63. For every male character there is a female version. No Exceptions.

63.2. For every female character there is a male version. No Exceptions.

63.3. For every asexual character there is a version for each sex. No Exceptions.

63.4. Rules 63, 63.2 and 63.3 does not include real people. (Too much work. No Exceptions.)

63.5. Real people are ruled unworthy.

63.6. Rules 63.4 and 63.5 are lies. Real people can and will be gender-bent. No exceptions.

I just love the internet. It's a really cool place that has really deep rooted things, and it's the best thing ever to discover them. And I love sharing them with people, but they either don't care or already know. There's a reason I love 4chan, it's like the fricken birth and origin of everything on the interwebs. I just wish I was there to see it happen. *Sigh* At least I'm here now, I can finally fully explore one of the things I love.

ALSO! MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME, THE RULES SAID SO

68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Ever. No.

68.2. However, "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.

68.3. It is undecided whether ' "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme' is a meme or not.

68.4. Refer to rule 899899

68.5. Rules 68, 68.2, and 68.3 define falsity, truthiness, and ambiguity. So by definition, Milhouse is not a meme.

Rules Of The Internet 4

899899 You see what I did here, and YOU LOVE IT!

98989898989 You are awesome if you get the title's reference.

100000000000 I'm thinking of spreading my wisdom of the internet in a book. Would you guys read it?

100000000001 Yes this is a thing.

100000000002 This also.

100000000003 Theodore Roosevelt is the new Chuck Norris, because history. No exceptions.

100000000004 If confused about any rules see rule 93. No exceptions.

(You'll get it if you read through all the rules.)