Because I can?!?!

The tables have turned...

Okay, first off I am not bragging at all. Okay maybe just an ounce, but I feel like this is weirdly true... 

So, when I was a littler kid, I got made fun of a lot. The joke people used to make all the time was to poke me or get my attention somehow then say "Hey! My friend has a crush on you!" At first, as a naive girl, I would be like "Oh. Hi." Then everyone around me would start laughing their asses off. So, after the second time and on when this happened I'd get uber pissed. Now a' days, I am somehow the opposite. Instead of people doing this as a joke, people are fucking serious! Like fuck, when did this happen? I get fucking hit on at school! I'm not joking or gloating either. Someone legit asked if I would *hem* do the frick frack with them, and their friend was like "Oh, don't mind him." Needless to say, I got uber pissed like always. BTW guys, girls do not want to get asked to do the frickty frack. That's not a good way to flirt with someone, AT ALL.

Whatever...

Ya know when you're younger, and you wonder "Am I going to hot/cute when I get older??"

I had a feeling, but I felt like it was going to happen when I was in my twenties.  

But I feel like one day, I lost my baby face.

Like, go to bed; aww look at those chubby little cheeks!

wake up; heyyy girl, what up?

Not literally, but you get the point. I think this happens to everyone too, like let's take MaryRW for example.

One weekend, baby faced best friend. 

Another, damn, how did that happen?

(Lol, that sounded so weird, but it's kinda true.)

This is also one of the causes for my emo makeup.

That's right, if you saw me on the street, and if I felt lazy or mad that day, you'd see the tell tale emo makeup that I do. BUT other than that, there are TWO main reasons why I do it.

- If you're all perfect and pretty usually, then slack off one day; people ask "What happened?"

"Oh, so that's what you look like without makeup." "Ha! You're ugly under that cake face!"

However, if you're all about that black eyeliner, then do some nice make up, what happens?

"Oh my god, you look so pretty!" "Woah, you look so nice today!"

I guess that's kinda selfish, but I think it's reasonable. Don't set people's expectations too high. Set them low, then surprise them with how awesome you really are. I do that a lot, to be honest.

-No one hits one the scary chick. Well, most people don't. But, the guys that hit on the scary chick are usually nice. 

Geez, that as long. I kinda wish I could turn the tables back though. 

Regardless have an awesome day!