Start with basic chocolate chip cookie dough, but use a little bit less flour than it says.
Make cookies as you would normally, but put them closer together in larger balls.
After baking them, make sure they are pale and gooey.
Use spatula to scrape the failed cookies into a mold. (If you just want a cake or don't own any cool molds, use a small or big bowl depending on how much you made.)
Use paper towel to soak up grease and flatten it out by doubling it up and pressing down on the mixture.
Put in freezer, listen to Death Of A Bachelor, check fail Cake to see if it hardened.
If it's hard enough for you. (That's what she said) If not, replace in freezer and listen to Death of A Bachelor again.
Pull out of freezer, flip over onto plate and cut with derpy melted knife.
Enjoy your Epic Fail cake.
BONUS!
Derpy Melted Knife Tutorial!
Place knife in oven, heat, wait.
LET IT COOL!
And if you can get it out, you have a derpy knife to go with your Epic Fail Cake!
(DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! THIS WAS A JOKE. BURNT PLASTIC IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR LUNGS!!!!!)
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