Just Saying ~Rants, Quotes, Etc.~

B Problems // A

This was actually supposed to go up over a month ago and I thought I uploaded it but apparently not, so x.x" Sorry c;

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So B can't update atm and she hasn't really been able to for a while, obviously, and I keep waiting for her to update so I can update but that's apparently ouT OF THE QUESTION.

Mini life update, I'm still sick. Like I can't breathe when I wake up and if I cough then I have to spend 5 long minutes of my life drinking water and attempting to become alive again, so. I'm more single than I have been for the past I don't know how many years, but apparently I now have a wife. Lemme explain.

Our friends, M and D, were talking one day and long story short, M called D daddy and then I became mommy

And now I call D "Wife" all the time, and now she's supposedly having an AFFAIR WITH MY 'SISTER' (Can we just call her Natasha? Okay? Okay. *Maybe 'Okay' will be our always;)*) (IGNORE THAT STUPID, CREEPY WINKEY PLEASE)

So now M likes to guilt D by randomly yelling

"HOW COULD YOU JUST CHEAT ON MOMMY LIKE THAT? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED US! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU LIKE THAT, MOMMY!"

and shit like that.

And all I do is continue to help her guilt trip her

Love you, wifey ;3 (Even though you won't read this because you don't even now this account exists.)

And D has started threatening me because I like to get up early (5:00-5:30) and I always message them, even though I don't expect them to message back until the latter half of the day, and apparently she's a light sleeper and keeps her phone turned all the way up when she's asleep...

Oops.

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