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Percy vs Harry

Percy: Soo...

Writer: Shut up

Harry: So am I supposed to tell him what I've done so that we can end this conversation?

Doctors: *appear out of nowhere*

Writer: What the- - -

Doctors: WHAT IVE DOOOOOOOOONE

Writer:

Percy:

Harry:

Doctors: OKAY BYE *disappear*

Writer: Okayy then.

Percy: Why would it end?

Harry: Well, I obviously win.

Percy: *laughs* Nope.

Harry: Oh reallY?

Percy: Yup.

Harry: When I was 11, I was the first to play Quidditch in first year. Oh, and I was the one who led them to victory. Not to mention I went into the Forbidden Forest and survived. Also, I met Voldemort and killed him. The 2nd time, cause I also killed him when I was a kid.

Percy: When I was 12- - - - -

Harry: See, you didn't do anything when you were as young as me!

Percy: Well, when I was 11, I kinda blew up my science lab....

Harry: O.O

Percy: But when I was 12, I was involved in a prophecy, which I heard is VERY rare in your world, I returned Zeus's lightning bolt, Hades's helmet of creepiness- - - - -

Hades: I HEARD THAT

Writer: How are you guys getting in?

Clara: The door was unlocked.

Writer: Im an idiot.

Dan: Yes you are:

Writer: -____-

Percy: Anyways, I defeated Ares with only a sword and barely ANY training. I went cross country with only a half goat and a girl- - -

Grover: WHAT

Annabeth: ILL KILL YOU

Percy: *whispers to them*

Percy: Im trying to sound awesome here!

Percy: *clears throat* As I was saying,

Percy: I blew up a bus, I slayed Medusa and the Minotaur AND I beat this dude who had been there for what, 5 years? Yeah, I beat him on my first try. And it turned out that was the hardest move ever.

Harry: Uh.....

Martha: Cool. Percy =1 Harry=0

Martha: Team Percy?

Everyone: AYE

HP Universe: NO

Percy: What about you Writer?

Emma Swan: Why not call yourself Author?

Henry: NO

Henry: ME NO SHARE MY BROKEN PEN

Henry: *holds pieces close*

Henry: MINE

Writer: Honestly, I think you two will get along ALOT when this is over, but Team Percy.