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Lamp

hi

im so bored and i remembered i used to write stuff

brought to you by quarantine and a new laptop 

anyways here's lamp

Lamp: Hello? Perseus?

FOURTH WALL: Hello. 

Lamp: SHKGJSGL YOU AGAIN *begins attacking*

FOURTH WALL: Wait no that's not--

Lamp: DIE

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Writer: Hey guys--

11: Have we been locked in time for MONTHS??

Writer: sorry?

13: *eats dirt* its been a year

Writer: WHAT?! THAT'S, THAT'S--- pretty accurate for me, actually

Wynonna: Where did that lady come from?

13: A better question is, where did everyone else go?

11: OH, wait, is that--

13: Yes

11: Huh. I assumed--

13: What?

11: Well, the yellow hair--

13: Blonde, right? 

11: I'll never be ginger will I?

Wynonna:

Wynonna: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

Writer: okAY BASICALLY 

Writer:

Writer: I forgot you existed

Wynonna: And everyone else?

Writer: They uh

Writer: They left but I'm sure they're around here somewhere

Wynonna: Is that really what happened?

Writer: NO but for the sake of continuity issues lets pretend that did happen

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FOURTH WALL: Will you PLEASE

Lamp: WHAT

FOURTH WALL: STOP ATTACKING ME OH MY GOD ITS BEEN  AN ACTUAL ENTIRE YEAR

Lamp: I DO NOT CARE

Percy: Hello?

FOURTH WALL: oh THANK GOD

Percy: 

Percy: Why is that lamp attacking a sentient wall

FOURTH WALL: MAKE HIM STOP

Percy: How am I supposed to do that

FOURTH WALL: I DONT KNOW KILL HIM?

Percy: well that's awfully rude, how would you like it if I killed you?

FOURTH WALL: HE. IS. A. LAMP. HE CANT FEEL PAIN

Percy: And you're a wall. If the lamp can't feel pain then how can you?

FOURTH WALL: OH MY GOD JUST MAKE HIM STOP

Percy: Have you tried asking him nicely?

Percy: Oh well

Percy: *destroys Lamp*

FOURTH WALL: THANK YOU