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Neptune

Writer:

Writer:

Writer:

Writer: *sighs*

Writer: *starts backspacing*

Writer: *clears throat* "Suddenly, they decided to all go to sleep!"

Everyone: *falls to the floor on sleep*

Brain: You should probably be worried about the fact the TARDIS is gone..

Writer: Meh.

Writer: Too much work.

Brain: but TARDIS

Writer:

Writer:

Writer: *slow gasp*

Writer: YOU'RE RIGHT!

*A FEW MINUTES LATER*

~~~Neptune~~~~

Missy: La, la la, la laaaa

Bellatrix: Hm, hm hm, hm hmmmm

Missy: Oh look. A trytogenophathen.

Bellatrix:....?

Missy: Small, little alien creatures. They're like cats, but they're...cuter, I guess. A pack of them are trytogenophathen, on of them is trytogenophath. Or tryto, for short. They come in orange or regular cat colour, rarely blue because they live on Neptune.

Bellatrix: *picks one up* Aww, it's so soft.

Bellatrix: LETS BLOW THEM UP

Missy: YEAH! *about to plant explosive*

Writer: *jumps out of nowhere* WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

Writer: NOPE, I WONT LET YOU!

Missy: Literally, where the hell did you come from

Bellatrix: B-but.....explosions...

Writer: TOO BAD! HOW DID YOU EVEN STEAL THE TARDIS?!?

Missy: I asked the Doctor for the key, and he gave it to me.

Bellatrix: Of course, with a little convincing.

Writer: By "convincing", do you mean, "crucio"?

Bellatrix:...no

Writer: You hesitated

Bellatrix: -_-

Missy: meh

Missy: oh well

Missy: being evil takes effort

Writer: You stole that line from gallifreyantale's Once On Instagram book.

Missy: No, you did. You're the one controlling what I do and say.

Writer: Y'know, I'm glad that we're on Pluto cause if we weren't then the Fourth Wall would be very unhappy.

Writer: Good thing he can only stretch to the 8 planets.

Writer: Phew

Missy: Erm...

Fourth Wall: *shakes with anger*

Writer: We're on Neptune aren't we

Fourth Wall: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fourth Wall: $#!$#@!$#@!@$#!@#?$!@?#$?!@@?#$?!@#$?@#$!@?#$

Writer: Right.

Writer: So

Writer: Um

Missy: Let's get back in the TARDIS, darling..

Bellatrix: Right... OFF WE GO!

Writer: WAIT FOR MEEEE!

Missy: Styx better make a run for it trytogenophathen

*A FEW HOURS OF RUNNING LATER*

Writer: So would you rather drown or burn?

Dalek 1: *shoots us*

Dalek 1: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

Dalek 2: EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMI-

Dalek 3: *goes on killing rampage*

Missy: *begins shooting Dalek 1*

Bellatrix: Ahem! MY JOB *begins attacking Dalek 3 with spells*

Writer: Awww, so cuuuteee *tries to hug Dalek 2*

Dalek 2: WHAT IS THIS BUFFONERY? EXTERMINA-

Writer: NOW! *pushes it into Dalek 2 and 3*

Missy: *detonates explosive* BURN

Bellatrix: Death

Writer: But thats not an optio-

Bellatrix: Death.

Writer: Aren't you cheery?

Hello! New update! Not very interesting...so to anyone who is CURRENTLY reading, what would you like to happen next w/ the 2 new characters?

Also, any questions for the entire Fandom crew?

Any challenge requests? (i.e, Ice Bucket Challenge, Try to play minecraft)

welp, see you all next time (Around 1 or 2 weeks)