Me: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Brother: Wha- why?
Me: To get to the idiot's house!
Brother: I don-
Me: KNOCK KNOCK
Brother: Who's there?
Me: THE CHICKEN
Brother: *eye twitch*
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Comebacks and Jokes To Use lalalalalaLA PART TWO
AléatoireREMEMBER IF YOU USE THESE FOR NON COMEDIC PURPOSES I WILL TURN INTO SLENDERMAN AND HAUNT YOU jk Actually that doesn't sound half bad....I'll do it on my little brother first.
Chicken
Me: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Brother: Wha- why?
Me: To get to the idiot's house!
Brother: I don-
Me: KNOCK KNOCK
Brother: Who's there?
Me: THE CHICKEN
Brother: *eye twitch*