Chicken

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Me: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Brother: Wha- why?
Me: To get to the idiot's house!
Brother: I don-
Me: KNOCK KNOCK
Brother: Who's there?
Me: THE CHICKEN
Brother: *eye twitch*

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