Mimic: *texting brother* Hey, what's new? :)
Brother: Girlfriend just dumped me... </3
Mimic: Kay be there soon
Brother: You live in a different state loser
Mimic: It's called a plane ticket. Now where does this bitch live?
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Comebacks and Jokes To Use lalalalalaLA PART TWO
De TodoREMEMBER IF YOU USE THESE FOR NON COMEDIC PURPOSES I WILL TURN INTO SLENDERMAN AND HAUNT YOU jk Actually that doesn't sound half bad....I'll do it on my little brother first.
